Your Day

~~girth6~~ · 07-14-2015, 11:33 PM

woke up late and went to the gym and set a new bench press record at my gym then just drove around in my porsche most of the day. enjoying summer

Overcast · 07-14-2015, 11:51 PM

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~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 07-15-2015, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Overcast

I had an odd day to say the least. Left the house in a fit of rage to go spend the night on the streets, but I didn't realize it was around 110 degrees outside. Didn't think it through at all. I got a serious case of heat stroke and dehydration (it came on extremely fast) to the point I couldn't generate any saliva and it felt like I was on fire. It was the most unbearable pain I've ever felt. I walked for 4 hours completely disorientated 99% sure I was gonna die (felt more like an eternity) when I finally found a neighborhood with people and banged on this lady's car door and just about instantly passed out. The next thing I know a bunch of firefighters were pulling me into an ambulance and there were about 20 people all around me and I couldn't stop saying a bunch of weird ****. I recall telling this guy he had an awesome moustache. The firefighters kept telling me to stop swearing and saying ****ed up **** in front of the kids, and I kept apologizing and then doing it again. They thought I was hyped up on LSD or something, but I guess I was simultaneously having a mental breakdown. Spent the night in the ER. Good times.

Deserts suck.

wanna give some backstory on why you would "leave the house in a fit of rage to spend the night on the streets," or are you content with just informing us that you are in fact incapable of surviving on your own in the desert?

Plankton · 07-15-2015, 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Frown for prez.

I just got back from the local police station. Story at 11.

hashtagvagueposting

Ok, so the story:

My daughter was involved in a fender bender a couple weeks ago. Her passenger side brake line blew out and she tapped the car in front of her which then tapped the car in front of that. Since the car had no brakes, it had to be towed, so I had it towed to my buddy mechanic's house, who was on vacation at the time. The tow truck driver dropped it in the driveway, so I figured I'd be nice and move it to the street (which is a cul-de-sac). Apparently this is not allowed, so the next day there was a parking ticket. Yesterday, I went to pay the ticket in person at the police station. I handed the clerk the required $100, and proceeded to tell her what had transpired, to which she exclaimed "That's terrible! I'm letting you off with a warning.", and she gave me my $100 back and tore up the ticket.

Kinda anti-climactic, but...

Yay.

Chula Vista · 07-15-2015, 07:29 AM

You should have slipped her back a $20 and said lunch is on me.

Plankton · 07-15-2015, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

You should have slipped her back a $20 and said lunch is on me.

I was in shock. I'd have given her the entire $100, but I was in a hurry to get back to work and wasn't really thinking about tipping anyone. Especially a uniformed employee of the county/city. After all the BS one goes through here in Cook County, which is about to be the highest taxed county in the nation, and all the hoops a person has to jump through just to have the privilege of driving, I'll take what ever I can get.

The Batlord · 07-15-2015, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

You should have slipped her back a $20 and said lunch is on me.

Have you seen government employees? It's like if Walmart shoppers actually worked there.

**Frownland** · 07-15-2015, 07:46 AM

Ja government employees are trashy folk

The Batlord · 07-15-2015, 09:02 AM

Well, I assumed we were talking DMV level employees.

**Frownland** · 07-15-2015, 09:05 AM

So was I.

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Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	You should have slipped her back a $20 and said lunch is on me. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Ja government employees are trashy folk __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

07-15-2015, 09:05 AM	#33140 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	So was I. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

07-14-2015, 11:33 PM	#33131 (permalink)
~~girth6~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 10	woke up late and went to the gym and set a new bench press record at my gym then just drove around in my porsche most of the day. enjoying summer