Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie

Was in the supermarket today, in the dairy isle, choosing my yogurt, caught sight of a pretty girl in the corner of my eye, I turned my head and glanced at her, as I did so she glanced at me, I smiled, and her facial expression changed to someone who's just trodden in dog sh*t. How dare I look at her!
I really struggled not to burst out laughing.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.