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Old 08-13-2015, 12:59 PM   #33561 (permalink)
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Old 08-13-2015, 01:42 PM   #33562 (permalink)
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Was in the supermarket today, in the dairy isle, choosing my yogurt, caught sight of a pretty girl in the corner of my eye, I turned my head and glanced at her, as I did so she glanced at me, I smiled, and her facial expression changed to someone who's just trodden in dog sh*t. How dare I look at her!
I really struggled not to burst out laughing.

Did you lick your lips and rub your groin? That usually works for me.
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Old 08-13-2015, 03:30 PM   #33563 (permalink)
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Christ! She must have been really small to fit in there!
Man, that was terrible. Almost so terrible it was good, but not quite!

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Did you lick your lips and rub your groin? That usually works for me.
I may as well have.
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Old 08-13-2015, 03:32 PM   #33564 (permalink)
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Man, that was terrible. Almost so terrible it was good, but not quite!


I may as well have.
What if you have liplicking/crotchrubbing agnosia?
You do it all the time, but are unable to notice it.

Might also be the plot of an Adam Sandler movie.
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Old 08-13-2015, 04:09 PM   #33565 (permalink)
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Anybody checking out the meteor shower tonight?
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I will be if there aren't any douchey clouds in the way.
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Old 08-13-2015, 04:16 PM   #33567 (permalink)
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Anybody checking out the meteor shower tonight?
I watched them for a little while last night and saw a fair number. Alas it's raining here tonight, so no show.
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Old 08-13-2015, 04:17 PM   #33568 (permalink)
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Anybody checking out the meteor shower tonight?
I want to try to.

Also we went and spent a pretty penny on some shiny new equipment. We bought 10 Ford Police Interceptor Sedans and 5 Ford Police Interceptor Utilities. We had called the dealership ahead of time and told them what we wanted, could they handle the order, to which they told us yes. We got there today to fill out the paperwork and such, and the salesman tells us "Oh naw, y'all got to drive this puppies, c'mon." So he put me in the Utility that they had, and put my Lt. in the Sedan that they had, and he got into a Mustang Cobra. He told us to follow him, and we went to a closed course, and he told us to keep up. Man oh man, that baby can perform. We were driving V6's and EASILY keeping pace with that mustang, and at several points passing the mustang, especially in the corners.
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What if you have liplicking/crotchrubbing agnosia?
You do it all the time, but are unable to notice it.

Might also be the plot of an Adam Sandler movie.
Any Adam Sandler movie.
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I will be if there aren't any douchey clouds in the way.
This is Ireland. There are always clouds. Reminds me of a Billy Connolly line: "People are always sayin' we went to Scotland and it was raining. NO ****! It's SCOTLAND! It's ALWAYS fookin' rainin'!"
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Old 08-13-2015, 04:37 PM   #33570 (permalink)
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Sounds like the Irish government really needs to cool it on the chemtrails.
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