When Frownland thinks of new music to play, he sits in his room cutting himself, and records the pain in which he screams and yells for help. When that's done, he finds his acoustic guitar, acts like he can play as if he's ever had a single spec of talent, and records that. Once he's done, he finds Mondo Bungle and tells him to follow Frownland around the forum telling other people how great his music is, in exchange for a blowjob. In hindsight, Frownland realizes that his music is terrible and really should stop making so much music, because the more music he makes, the less people want to be near him, which has caused him to start balding due to depression. Honestly, the world would be a much happier place if Frownland decided to rid himself from the earth. However, he can't do that, since he'd probably just record his suicide and release it as an EP.
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