The Roast of MusicBanter Members

Key · 09-22-2015, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norg

Y'all can't roast me cus y'all know nothing about me. Jajajajajaja

No. It's not that. It'd just be too easy. Just like Frownland's mom.

**Frownland** · 09-22-2015, 10:05 AM

You guys suck. I was hoping this would send me into a crying bout (I'm due for a good one), but your ****ty roasts are having the opposite effect. Get your claws out you ****ing pussies.

Plankton · 09-22-2015, 10:06 AM

You're a normal person.

*drops mic*

The Batlord · 09-22-2015, 10:12 AM

I hear Frownland cums in his sister without a condom. When asked why, he said he wanted to be "Just like his dad".

Key · 09-22-2015, 10:13 AM

When Frownland thinks of new music to play, he sits in his room cutting himself, and records the pain in which he screams and yells for help. When that's done, he finds his acoustic guitar, acts like he can play as if he's ever had a single spec of talent, and records that. Once he's done, he finds Mondo Bungle and tells him to follow Frownland around the forum telling other people how great his music is, in exchange for a blowjob. In hindsight, Frownland realizes that his music is terrible and really should stop making so much music, because the more music he makes, the less people want to be near him, which has caused him to start balding due to depression. Honestly, the world would be a much happier place if Frownland decided to rid himself from the earth. However, he can't do that, since he'd probably just record his suicide and release it as an EP.

The Batlord · 09-22-2015, 10:16 AM

I hear he steals riffs from 90's Metallica.

Isbjørn · 09-22-2015, 11:43 AM

Frownland has boring hair. Though he doesn't really have much hair.

Oriphiel · 09-22-2015, 12:18 PM

Frownland's "beard" looks like he cut off bits of The Batlord's back hair and glued them to his face. That's all I've got right now, since I've pretty much already filled up my yearly quota of Frownland burning.

Spoiler for Fun With Frownland:

Feel free to stick me on the list, Ki.

Plankton · 09-22-2015, 12:33 PM

I can't tell the difference between Frownland and Batlord.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 09-22-2015, 12:38 PM

Screw capital punishment, crime rates would plummit if criminals were forced to listen to Frownland's music instead.

Also, grow some hair, nerd.

09-22-2015, 10:05 AM	#62 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	You guys suck. I was hoping this would send me into a crying bout (I'm due for a good one), but your **ty roasts are having the opposite effect. Get your claws out you *ing pussies. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

09-22-2015, 10:06 AM	#63 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	You're a normal person. drops mic __________________ See location...

09-22-2015, 11:43 AM	#67 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	Frownland has boring hair. Though he doesn't really have much hair. __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

09-22-2015, 12:33 PM	#69 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	I can't tell the difference between Frownland and Batlord. __________________ See location...

09-22-2015, 10:13 AM	#65 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	When Frownland thinks of new music to play, he sits in his room cutting himself, and records the pain in which he screams and yells for help. When that's done, he finds his acoustic guitar, acts like he can play as if he's ever had a single spec of talent, and records that. Once he's done, he finds Mondo Bungle and tells him to follow Frownland around the forum telling other people how great his music is, in exchange for a blowjob. In hindsight, Frownland realizes that his music is terrible and really should stop making so much music, because the more music he makes, the less people want to be near him, which has caused him to start balding due to depression. Honestly, the world would be a much happier place if Frownland decided to rid himself from the earth. However, he can't do that, since he'd probably just record his suicide and release it as an EP.