>Get a new trainee, young kid that just moved to WA from OR.
>He's quick to learn and very polite.
>Half the s
hit I'm teaching him won't even be part of his regular job at all but according to management, it might come in handy.
Let's call him Flounder.
>Flounder's putting out product as I help with product tagging in the back room.
>Finally spot a load of shoes ready to be delivered to the salesfloor.
>I tell Flounder I'm gonna teach him how to handle the whole shoe thing after break.
>Come back from break and grab Flounder, and the shoe cart.
>Explaining the procedure when suddenly I get a most vile, heinous, terrible whiff of something that smells like someone s
hit their pants, then used them as a blanket whilst sleeping in a dumpster.
>I say: "Someone around here needs to be hosed down ASAP. Smelly ass customers."
>Flounder says nothing, quietly excuses himself to the bathroom.
>5 minutes later, Flounder comes back smelling pretty damn fresh.
>tfw I just told my trainee that he smelled terrible
