Plankton

Hey there, sailor.

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Frownland

I guess he was asking how people who want to **** you having male menopause is affecting your life...maybe? I don't know, this is all very confusing.

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ladyislingering

tfw you're pretty sure your brain is completely fried.

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The Batlord

TFW LiL bitches about some psychological crap and you just go, "Meh".

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Chula Vista

Dudes my age look at Roxy as the young chick we'd like to ****, so ya, that's my point.

Bat, your new avatar sucks and sums up an entire generation of losers who are currently dealing with massive neck/spine issues. WTF were they thinking? Not only do you look like idiots in hindsight, but you look like idiots.

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on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

The Batlord

I've seen your denim and your mullet. You have no place to talk about anything.

And it's an ironic avatar, you twit. He's headbanging and playing air guitar with a giant sign selling pizzas. I'm sure even he realized how ridiculous he was.

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Aux-In

Not a fan of moving avatars, but it's actually not that bad. I'd buy a pizza from him.

There's a quick-change place around here that has their auto techs do that. I can only imagine how demoralized they must feel to have to do it.

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The Batlord

I once had to do it in the dead of winter when it was almost too dark for people to even see the sign. I wouldn't be surprised if they just thought I was a homeless person. I basically just said "**** this", held it as lazily as I could, and played my Game Boy Advanced.

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Justthefacts

TFW you feel the sites been a little stiff these past few days

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ladyislingering

>Get a new trainee, young kid that just moved to WA from OR.
>He's quick to learn and very polite.
>Half the shit I'm teaching him won't even be part of his regular job at all but according to management, it might come in handy.

Let's call him Flounder.

>Flounder's putting out product as I help with product tagging in the back room.
>Finally spot a load of shoes ready to be delivered to the salesfloor.
>I tell Flounder I'm gonna teach him how to handle the whole shoe thing after break.

>Come back from break and grab Flounder, and the shoe cart.
>Explaining the procedure when suddenly I get a most vile, heinous, terrible whiff of something that smells like someone shit their pants, then used them as a blanket whilst sleeping in a dumpster.
>I say: "Someone around here needs to be hosed down ASAP. Smelly ass customers."
>Flounder says nothing, quietly excuses himself to the bathroom.
>5 minutes later, Flounder comes back smelling pretty damn fresh.
>tfw I just told my trainee that he smelled terrible

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