Originally Posted by WhateverDude

They were in my mother's bathroom cabinet, next to the sleeping pills. I stay at her place now on account of it's ****ing cold outside at night and I'm a wimp. On the flippity flip there's .8L left of Vodka and I have the rest of this evening housesitting to be a degenerate idiot worthy of no one's affection. At least I'm looking pretty.