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Old 10-04-2015, 04:37 PM   #2891 (permalink)
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Better than letting him fart around you with impunity.
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Old 10-04-2015, 04:39 PM   #2892 (permalink)
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Better than letting him fart around you with impunity.
Right?? I fixed the problem of his stench but I felt like such a bitch.
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Old 10-04-2015, 04:44 PM   #2893 (permalink)
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tfw you're just trying to absorb yourself back into the abyss but you gotta deal with that whole corporeal form bull****
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Old 10-04-2015, 04:51 PM   #2894 (permalink)
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tfw you cant find your ****ing glasses.

****ing glasses.
the **** are you hiding you shimmering scratched up crooked motherfudgers.
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Old 10-04-2015, 04:59 PM   #2895 (permalink)
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TFW you need to take a piss and smoke a cigarette at the same time, so you take out the middle man and go urinate in the backyard, cig dangling between your lips.

Aw yeah.

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tfw you cant find your ****ing glasses.

****ing glasses.
the **** are you hiding you shimmering scratched up crooked motherfudgers.
$20 says they're on your head.
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Old 10-04-2015, 05:21 PM   #2896 (permalink)
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tfw you cant find your ****ing glasses.

****ing glasses.
the **** are you hiding you shimmering scratched up crooked motherfudgers.
how does someone just lose their glasses?

HOW?!
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Old 10-04-2015, 05:26 PM   #2897 (permalink)
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how does someone just lose their glasses?

HOW?!
They're on his face. Mark my words.
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Old 10-04-2015, 05:29 PM   #2898 (permalink)
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They're on his face. Mark my words.
more than likely.

a few days ago I was on a mad search for my phone.

this lasted a good few minutes before I realized it was in my backpocket.
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Old 10-04-2015, 06:27 PM   #2899 (permalink)
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They were in my mother's bathroom cabinet, next to the sleeping pills. I stay at her place now on account of it's ****ing cold outside at night and I'm a wimp. On the flippity flip there's .8L left of Vodka and I have the rest of this evening housesitting to be a degenerate idiot worthy of no one's affection. At least I'm looking pretty.
girl bye, you have my number.
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Old 10-04-2015, 06:29 PM   #2900 (permalink)
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I broke my phone after drinking too much and throwing a fit. Then I got a free one from the government but someone stole it.

No phones for WD. Truly.
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