Originally Posted by The Batlord

No non-virgin will ever convince you otherwise, just like no older person will ever convince a teenager of anything, but just know that losing your virginity isn't some panacea. You'll still be the same *******, just an ******* who got in some chick's vagina.

Like I said, for a month, I felt on top of the world, but after it became clear that I just got lucky (in the literal and not the euphemistic sense) the high wore off. Sex is fun, but it's not a replacement for self-esteem.

But seek pussy. Cause pussy is fun.



You know Spidey was banging a midget for a while a couple years ago.

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I just want to say your tits are lovely.

Originally Posted by grindy

Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.