Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

No non-virgin will ever convince you otherwise, just like no older person will ever convince a teenager of anything, but just know that losing your virginity isn't some panacea. You'll still be the same *******, just an ******* who got in some chick's vagina.

Like I said, for a month, I felt on top of the world, but after it became clear that I just got lucky (in the literal and not the euphemistic sense) the high wore off. Sex is fun, but it's not a replacement for self-esteem.

But seek pussy. Cause pussy is fun.



You know Spidey was banging a midget for a while a couple years ago.

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I just want to say your tits are lovely.

Originally Posted by grindy

Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

No non-virgin will ever convince you otherwise, just like no older person will ever convince a teenager of anything, but just know that losing your virginity isn't some panacea. You'll still be the same *******, just an ******* who got in some chick's vagina.

Like I said, for a month, I felt on top of the world, but after it became clear that I just got lucky (in the literal and not the euphemistic sense) the high wore off. Sex is fun, but it's not a replacement for self-esteem.

But seek pussy. Cause pussy is fun.

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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger

... Did I take a wrong turn and end up in the Confessional thread?

Originally Posted by prisoner437x3y0

Yes, thanks for reassuring me that I should seek pussy, here I had almost forgotten amongst everything else I have on my plate.

I know it won't be some miracle transformation for me but would it help me feel like a normal human being.

Being a virgin is only the glaring weakness in my otherwise sound faux-thug persona I have carefully created, which has had admittedly mixed results in terms of impressing other people.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Everything is grey........

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Pro-tip: the ladies are not impressed by whiny phonies. You could get away with being a phony if you carried yourself with confidence, but I don't get the impression from you that that is the case, so you might as well just hang up your fitted cap and save yourself the trouble. You won't necessarily get any more chicks, but at least you'll be able to wear pants that fit.

Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Everything is grey........

Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger

...What more can I say?