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Old 12-05-2015, 01:27 PM   #21387 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by prisoner437x3y0 View Post
Yes, thanks for reassuring me that I should seek pussy, here I had almost forgotten amongst everything else I have on my plate.

I know it won't be some miracle transformation for me but would it help me feel like a normal human being.

Being a virgin is only the glaring weakness in my otherwise sound faux-thug persona I have carefully created, which has had admittedly mixed results in terms of impressing other people.
Pro-tip: the ladies are not impressed by whiny phonies. You could get away with being a phony if you carried yourself with confidence, but I don't get the impression from you that that is the case, so you might as well just hang up your fitted cap and save yourself the trouble. You won't necessarily get any more chicks, but at least you'll be able to wear pants that fit.
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