Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger

TFW when you make a female friend on a female forum because you lack real life female friends; and she's this totally cool chick that you hit it off with; so you exchange numbers and emails and text each other constantly for about two weeks until you finally realize that she's being used by her pervert husband as a recruitment tool for their swinger lifestyle.

Back to the drawing board...

Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger

She started off all innocent like "oh I showed my husband a pic and he says you're pretty"... Ok-whatever-thanks, no biggie... Then EVERY subsequent message she would weave in something about how her husband has a crush on me, etc. every ****ing one!! Well, I've studied Applied Behavioral Analysis in depth, so I wasn't about to reinforce that bull****, so every time I would reply with one of my "signature witty deflections" that would have zero to do with him; but she (ie: THEY) still wouldn't take the hint. Then she started in with the "I think I have a crush on you too" and that's when the SMH moment happened and I've refused to speak to her since.

That was a year ago; I thought she'd taken the hint, but now she just sent me an innocuous message on the open forum, as if she'd forgotten who I am. Bitch I played poker waaaaay too long to not see a "feeler bet" coming from a mile away!!

Who woulda thought MB would become my sanctuary forum to escape weirdos??

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.