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Old 03-02-2016, 02:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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tfw you are reading your local newspaper and see your mate in it for assaulting a bus driver. Paper is asking for info/ID.

I'm pissing myself.
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tfw you are reading your local newspaper and see your mate in it for assaulting a bus driver. Paper is asking for info/ID.

I'm pissing myself.
You're as good a friend as a I am, I suppose.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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You're as good a friend as a I am, I suppose.
Well I'm not going to snitch on him. Gonna wind him up about it when I see him though.
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Old 03-03-2016, 10:33 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Well I'm not going to snitch on him. Gonna wind him up about it when I see him though.
I thought that's what I said.
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TFW when you're hung over from the night before, but all you have ingested today is peppermint water, so when you throw up it tastes like refreshing toothpaste.
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You're supposed to eat peppermint bread to prevent puking.
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You're supposed to eat peppermint bread to prevent puking.
Now, that just sounds nasty.
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TFW you smoke a bowl and go for a walk and while you're on a walk you almost get hit by a texting driver and the adrenaline rush of almost getting your legs broken kills your high.
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TFW you smoke a bowl and go for a walk and while you're on a walk you almost get hit by a texting driver and the adrenaline rush of almost getting your legs broken kills your high.
Let me guess... I bet that ****er didn't even have Unsuspecting Pedestrian Buzz- and High- Killer Insurance to cover your wasted bowl, huh??
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