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Originally Posted by The Batlord
First of all, you should eat a puppy in front of your vegan girlfriend, and secondly, cigarettes will just make your voice sound more gravelly and badass. You don't wanna sound like some whiny bitch hipster with a nasal infection, do you?
I knew it was a mistake putting that in my sig. But now you see before you the beautiful life of my padawans: drinking, gaming, and camwhoring.
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How about I eat her cat? She loves that thing...
As for sounding like a whiny bitch with a nasal infection... well, one of these days you'll hear me and realise I don't need no cigs to sound badass. That's the thing with heldentenors, we soar and roar!
Haha, yeah I used to LP a little but I gave it up, I've as much chance of being the next Pewdiepie as the next Bieber. Which is none, because I'm not a C U N T.
Anyway, does this make me your Gimp or what?