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Old 05-18-2016, 10:30 AM   #2221 (permalink)
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First of all, you should eat a puppy in front of your vegan girlfriend, and secondly, cigarettes will just make your voice sound more gravelly and badass. You don't wanna sound like some whiny bitch hipster with a nasal infection, do you?



I knew it was a mistake putting that in my sig. But now you see before you the beautiful life of my padawans: drinking, gaming, and camwhoring.
How about I eat her cat? She loves that thing...

As for sounding like a whiny bitch with a nasal infection... well, one of these days you'll hear me and realise I don't need no cigs to sound badass. That's the thing with heldentenors, we soar and roar!

Haha, yeah I used to LP a little but I gave it up, I've as much chance of being the next Pewdiepie as the next Bieber. Which is none, because I'm not a C U N T.

Anyway, does this make me your Gimp or what?
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Old 05-18-2016, 10:34 AM   #2222 (permalink)
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How about I eat her cat? She loves that thing...
I suggest you start with an herbivore who has a lower chance of eating you before you eat it.
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Old 05-18-2016, 10:37 AM   #2223 (permalink)
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How about I eat her cat? She loves that thing...
I approve. Makes sure the head is still attached, so that she can ascribe some kind of emotion to the corpse.

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As for sounding like a whiny bitch with a nasal infection... well, one of these days you'll hear me and realise I don't need no cigs to sound badass. That's the thing with heldentenors, we soar and roar!
I normally wouldn't approve of opera, but Der Ring des Nibelungen is pretty badass.

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Haha, yeah I used to LP a little but I gave it up, I've as much chance of being the next Pewdiepie as the next Bieber. Which is none, because I'm not a C U N T.
What can I say. I'm a shameless narcissist. Whether or not I have any talent, I was still born to be a camwhore.

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Anyway, does this make me your Gimp or what?
I'm not so much about the masks, but if you're cool with dressing up like a pretty girl then we're good.
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Old 05-18-2016, 10:44 AM   #2224 (permalink)
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So my Master, how begins this journey forth through MB and beyond? What teachings must I learn? What tenets must I obey? What heathens must I crucify and most importantly, what Epic, hardcore, melt-your-face metal must I listen to?
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Old 05-18-2016, 10:48 AM   #2225 (permalink)
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What the **** is going on here?
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Old 05-18-2016, 10:53 AM   #2226 (permalink)
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What the **** is going on here?
Don't worry; you're just in time for the part where Batlord decides to initiate this newbie prison-shower style
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Old 05-18-2016, 10:58 AM   #2227 (permalink)
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Don't worry; you're just in time for the part where Batlord decides to initiate this newbie prison-shower style
I've known Batlord for years and he's never tried that on me.

I'm disappointed. Time to kill this noob.
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Old 05-18-2016, 10:59 AM   #2228 (permalink)
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I've known Batlord for years and he's never tried that on me.

I'm disappointed. Time to kill this noob.
Bring it.
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Old 05-18-2016, 11:04 AM   #2229 (permalink)
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I've known Batlord for years and he's never tried that on me.

I'm disappointed. Time to kill this noob.
Perhaps in that dynamic, Batlord prefers you be the "initiator"?
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Old 05-18-2016, 11:05 AM   #2230 (permalink)
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Perhaps in that dynamic, Batlord prefers you be the "initiator"?
Last time I tried that, all it got me was a lonely cold shower and tears of disappointment.
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