Chula Vista

*picks up phone and calls Digital Playground*

DP: Hello?

CV: I'm got a great idea for a new type of gang bang movie.

DP: Tell me more.

CV: What if I was to tell you that she has 11 holes?

DP: Stay on the line, I need to transfer this up to our conference room. Be back in 5 minutes.

*rubs hands together while grinning wildly*

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”