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Old 08-26-2016, 02:07 PM   #38961 (permalink)
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Actually if you must know Ki, she's a war veteran that lost both her legs in an ambush in Baghdad.
That might sound bad, but it also gives you pretty much unimpeded access to two out of her three holes.
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Old 08-26-2016, 02:16 PM   #38962 (permalink)
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That might sound bad, but it also gives you pretty much unimpeded access to two out of her three holes.
She lost her eye too if you know what I'm saying.
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Old 08-26-2016, 02:17 PM   #38963 (permalink)
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She lost her eye too if you know what I'm saying.
I bet she has brakes on her wheelchair too *nudge wink*.
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Old 08-26-2016, 02:20 PM   #38964 (permalink)
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I bet she has brakes on her wheelchair too *nudge wink*.
She also had her left tit sliced off while being tortured as a POW catch my drift? *sneeze nudge*
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Old 08-26-2016, 02:27 PM   #38965 (permalink)
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I get what you're throwing down. Does she have one of those rubber noses too?
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Old 08-26-2016, 02:38 PM   #38966 (permalink)
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I get what you're throwing down. Does she have one of those rubber noses too?
She can't smell anything, all her senses have been shot. Along with her body while she was riddled with bullets while serving this great nation.
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Old 08-26-2016, 02:39 PM   #38967 (permalink)
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Does she still have the bulletholes?
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Does she still have the bulletholes?
Let's just say there's 8 extra holes.
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Old 08-26-2016, 03:05 PM   #38969 (permalink)
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Let's just say there's 8 extra holes.
*picks up phone and calls Digital Playground*

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CV: I'm got a great idea for a new type of gang bang movie.

DP: Tell me more.

CV: What if I was to tell you that she has 11 holes?

DP: Stay on the line, I need to transfer this up to our conference room. Be back in 5 minutes.

*rubs hands together while grinning wildly*
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Old 08-26-2016, 03:06 PM   #38970 (permalink)
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**** that. Hop onto a webcam and she'll make way more.
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