Originally Posted by Suzy Creamcheese

In a world where drunk construction campers knock down random houses on the beach, and magic stones give people blowjobs, only one being can liberate humanity; Killdozer. With a heart of gold, a claw of steel, and the ability to sneak up on people despite the fact that he's super slow and makes an assload of noise, his courage will save us all. After Killdozer is granted life for some unexplained reason, the foolish construction campers try to defy him, however one of them recognizes Killdozer's greatness. His name was Mac Blackman, and he faked his death-via-orgasm so that he could serve Killdozer by giving him gas.

The other humans were not so wise, and came up with a plan of attack; Alan bravely hid in a pipe, Dutch boldly tried to go for a swim in his car, and Chub heroically gave up on life and just kinda shrugged as Killdozer dozed him. Alas, though Killdozer dozed true, he was defeated after some flabby guy hit him with a pipe or something.

Though he now rests in peace, some say that if you listen close you can hear the soft sound of dozing on the wind. Killdozing.