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Old 09-17-2016, 09:16 PM   #41 (permalink)
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In a world where drunk construction campers knock down random houses on the beach, and magic stones give people blowjobs, only one being can liberate humanity; Killdozer. With a heart of gold, a claw of steel, and the ability to sneak up on people despite the fact that he's super slow and makes an assload of noise, his courage will save us all. After Killdozer is granted life for some unexplained reason, the foolish construction campers try to defy him, however one of them recognizes Killdozer's greatness. His name was Mac Blackman, and he faked his death-via-orgasm so that he could serve Killdozer by giving him gas.

The other humans were not so wise, and came up with a plan of attack; Alan bravely hid in a pipe, Dutch boldly tried to go for a swim in his car, and Chub heroically gave up on life and just kinda shrugged as Killdozer dozed him. Alas, though Killdozer dozed true, he was defeated after some flabby guy hit him with a pipe or something.

Though he now rests in peace, some say that if you listen close you can hear the soft sound of dozing on the wind. Killdozing.
Just because of this description, I am going to watch the movie.
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Old 09-17-2016, 09:39 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Just because of this description, I am going to watch the movie.
I'm sad that you missed it. You would've loved it.
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Old 09-17-2016, 09:41 PM   #43 (permalink)
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I'm sad that you missed it. You would've loved it.
Yeah. It'd been a riot. But i ate at my favorite restaurant today, so it was a great day still.
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Yeah. It'd been a riot. But i ate at my favorite restaurant today, so it was a great day still.
Yeah but did you see Killdozer? No!
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Yeah but did you see Killdozer? No!
Lol. Was killdozer an all you can eat Italian buffet? No!
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Lol. Was killdozer an all you can eat Italian buffet? No!
I'm high as **** and I just ate ramen. I would love an Italian buffet.
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I'm high as **** and I just ate ramen. I would love an Italian buffet.
https://www.google.com/search?q=cinz...-8#fpstate=lie I don't know if they have any locations where you live, but it's seriously amazing. For the price and massive selection it's just amazing.
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Dang, looks like they only have a location in Colorado and Kansas. I need to make a trip to Colorado.
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Dang, looks like they only have a location in Colorado and Kansas. I need to make a trip to Colorado.
Or Kansas.

(Just kidding; I'd never seriously encourage that.)
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omg there's a girl posting in a movie night thread
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