Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

So if I buy a bottle of beer, lube it and insert it into my anus and tip the beer in, then clench my sphincter shut, I should get drunk?

When do I unclench?

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.