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Old 12-04-2016, 09:29 PM   #3961 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2016, 05:57 AM   #3962 (permalink)
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So if I buy a bottle of beer, lube it and insert it into my anus and tip the beer in, then clench my sphincter shut, I should get drunk?

When do I unclench?
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Old 12-05-2016, 06:54 AM   #3963 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2016, 10:12 AM   #3964 (permalink)
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So if I buy a bottle of beer, lube it and insert it into my anus and tip the beer in, then clench my sphincter shut, I should get drunk?

When do I unclench?
After you've removed the liquid and replaced it with a solid.
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Old 12-05-2016, 10:18 AM   #3965 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2016, 11:25 AM   #3966 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2016, 04:16 PM   #3967 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2016, 04:50 PM   #3968 (permalink)
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You....you bought water?
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Old 12-05-2016, 04:53 PM   #3969 (permalink)
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Everyone buys water.. I know bathing is somewhat of a mystery to you, but I know you don't go outside to use your local lake or river.
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