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Old 12-05-2016, 07:47 PM   #41141 (permalink)
Lucem Ferre
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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger View Post
The beauty of being with an alpha male, is that his sex drive is high enough so as not to require a whole lot of extra stimuli... no rimming, no pig masks, no licking grape jelly off of toes, etc.

Edit: inb4 "vanilla yada yada" and "where's the fun in that"
Ahhh I didn't know you considered me an alpha male. I guess you really are heart broken.


Also, WWWP will let me in her pants. Anytime. Then snap pictures of it. Then post it here and laugh it it. Then tell me to keep the pants. So **** you.

Actually probably not, who has the money to waste perfectly good pants?
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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