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Old 12-05-2016, 07:23 PM   #41131 (permalink)
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the grown-ups suck. can i go back to the kids' table?
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Old 12-05-2016, 07:25 PM   #41132 (permalink)
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the grown-ups suck. can i go back to the kids' table?
Please do. I left you a very special piece of chocolate pie
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Old 12-05-2016, 07:26 PM   #41133 (permalink)
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the grown-ups suck. can i go back to the kids' table?
Or you can just crawl under the grown-ups table. I've got some holiday meat for you to dine upon.
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Old 12-05-2016, 07:26 PM   #41134 (permalink)
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Maybe I have a congenital deformity in which literal testicles are dangling from my neck like a thanks****inggiving horror flick...

And even then, nobody on this forum would actually believe that you would ever be the one to end a nonexistent relationship with me.
Woah, bitch, let it all out and unload on me if you want. But don't pretend like there wasn't something going on.
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Old 12-05-2016, 07:27 PM   #41135 (permalink)
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Or you can just crawl under the grown-ups table. I've got some holiday meat for you to dine upon.
Decisions, decisions...
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Old 12-05-2016, 07:30 PM   #41136 (permalink)
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Chocalate pie is code for something else. Trust me.

Spoiler for True meaning.:
She's talking about analingus.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 12-05-2016, 07:32 PM   #41137 (permalink)
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Woah, bitch, let it all out and unload on me if you want. But don't pretend like there wasn't something going on.
(Wonders whether to snap back with a half-ass derision, or whether to allow Lucem to keep talking himself further and further away from WWWP's pants...)
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Old 12-05-2016, 07:34 PM   #41138 (permalink)
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Chocalate pie is code for something else. Trust me.

Spoiler for True meaning.:
She's talking about analingus.
I'm not sure what that means, but it certainly sounds worse than the fecal pastry to which I was referring.
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I'm not sure what that means, but it certainly sounds worse than the fecal pastry to which I was referring.
Analingus = rim job.
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Analingus = rim job.
The beauty of being with an alpha male, is that his sex drive is high enough so as not to require a whole lot of extra stimuli... no rimming, no pig masks, no licking grape jelly off of toes, etc.

Edit: inb4 "vanilla yada yada" and "where's the fun in that"
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