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Old 04-04-2017, 09:26 PM   #4187 (permalink)
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Why not be both the slutty gay dude and yourself and have an autosexual fiesta? It's possible. Anything's possible with enough alcohol. Turn an interesting night into a time-space altering night, invent cloning and transform the black market. The dinosaurs might even come back. It's all right there in that bottle, the Trumpet Leprechaun said so.
Because that's just masturbation with whiskey dick. If you're gonna do that then do it within the first three beers/shots, or else the enterprise is pointless. But booze masturbation is nice if done early enough, cause that **** just makes you ****ing horny.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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