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Old 06-07-2017, 04:55 PM   #26 (permalink)
OccultHawk
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I got one of those electric spray deals that shoots water in your mouth with a lot of force. It's exciting when I set it up. I like to use it when I'm stoned. Has anyone here ever got really stoned and started thinking their teeth were crumbling apart? Imagine being on meth and it really was. Meth makes you grind the **** out of your teeth. I used to grind my teeth but I stopped. I like hard toothbrushes. They're actually kind of hard to find. Brush your tongue. Use listerine. **** the "good" bacteria. Use popular toothpaste brands like Crest. Don't use weird hippy herbal **** unless you want your teeth to fall out. Don't go the dentist more than once every 5 years. **** them with all that poking around. Brush up and down not sideways. Take the weekend off unless you're going out. Use xylitol if you drink smoke weed and take drugs that give you cottonmouth. Drink a lot of water. Don't worry about hydroencyphaletis when your brain swells from water.
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