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View Poll Results: Yo, r u brushin m8?
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Old 06-07-2017, 02:49 PM   #21 (permalink)
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People like this have issues and aren't doing their teeth any favors anyway
Nah, once in the morning and once at night is pretty golden. Passing out drunk often really throws a stick in the spokes for that night brushing though.
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Old 06-07-2017, 04:04 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Like 2/3 Your day with toothpaste mouth
Do you not rinse your mouth after brushing?

Toothpaste mouth isn't a thing for me.
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Wake up, oil pull for 20-30 mins while i shower and stuff, brush teeth ~2 mins, brush tongue quick, mouthwash ~1 min. Do not eat/drink for ~30 mins. Repeat brush/mouthwash before bed. Sometimes if im off ill brush a 3rd time midday.

Electric toothbrush with flouride as the active ingredient for paste/wash. I heard listerine kills everything including good bacteria from a friend whos a dental assistant so i switched to the flouride mouthwash.

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Do you not rinse your mouth after brushing?

Toothpaste mouth isn't a thing for me.
Rinsing with water washes all the good stuff away you just coated your teeth with.
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Old 06-07-2017, 04:27 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I like when I brush my teeth before I leave for work. It adds mint flavouring to my coffee and makes me feel fancy (as if having teeth wasn't fancy enough).
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Nothing like a freshly shaved crotch before you head off to work.
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I got one of those electric spray deals that shoots water in your mouth with a lot of force. It's exciting when I set it up. I like to use it when I'm stoned. Has anyone here ever got really stoned and started thinking their teeth were crumbling apart? Imagine being on meth and it really was. Meth makes you grind the **** out of your teeth. I used to grind my teeth but I stopped. I like hard toothbrushes. They're actually kind of hard to find. Brush your tongue. Use listerine. **** the "good" bacteria. Use popular toothpaste brands like Crest. Don't use weird hippy herbal **** unless you want your teeth to fall out. Don't go the dentist more than once every 5 years. **** them with all that poking around. Brush up and down not sideways. Take the weekend off unless you're going out. Use xylitol if you drink smoke weed and take drugs that give you cottonmouth. Drink a lot of water. Don't worry about hydroencyphaletis when your brain swells from water.
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Rinsing with water washes all the good stuff away you just coated your teeth with.
That is what mouthwash afterwards is for.
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Wake up, oil pull for 20-30 mins while i shower and stuff
We don't need to know what you do in the shower, bro.

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Brush up and down not sideways.
Why not both? That's what I do.
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Toothbrushing Mistakes You Make and How to Fix Them
What Damages Your Tooth Enamel?

5. You go back and forth.

It’s a common brushing boo-boo -- going along your teeth, left to right. Again, think massage, not scrub.

“Start from the gum, and go up and down,” in little circular, up-and-down motions, says Sangeeta Gajendra, a dentist at the Eastman Institute for Oral Health in Rochester, NY. She says if you do it wrong, it won’t help you.

“In fact, you can do damage,” she says.

6. You forget the gum line.

Bacteria often hang out where your tooth meets your gum. We miss that area a lot.


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Eastman Institute for Oral Health in Rochester, NY.
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