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Originally Posted by The Batlord
(Even clean) babies stink, they **** and piss indiscriminately, they're loud, you'll get arrested for putting them in the dryer, and they give narcissistic ****s an excuse to think the world revolves around them.
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This sounds, rather worryingly, like the voice of experience...
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Originally Posted by Frownland
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Oh I remember that one! I got into it with her and Ki. Didn't speak for months. Result!
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista
Nope. The video speaks for itself about what I think about you. You're Matt Damon BTW.
"When I look at you I don't see a confident man. I see a cocky scared ****less kid."
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Wait: don't you have Frown on Ignore?
As a matter of record, I personally don't like babies either. Thank god I never was one. I feel uncomfortable around them, not knowing what to do, what to say, and as the guys say, if they **** or piss or puke on you, you can't even punch their face in. No, keep your damn babies away from me. Women love that sort of thing. Men, in general, prefer AK47s and beer. So I'm told.
I will admit/accept that this is totally different a) if it's your baby or b) if you're just married.