Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

So I answer the phone.

Me: Who the hell is this?

Caller: This is somebody calling from the Jordan school district.

Me: Why the hell are you calling me?

Caller: Do you have a kid named Dayvon?

Me: I really hope I don't.

Caller: Okay then, we must have the wrong number.

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

I love how you edited your post to officially out me out of the closet?" It's like you asked yourself if you were a big enough cunt in the post, concluded that you weren't, and added it in to satisfy your postly cunt quota

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I converted to Islam today.

Allah Supreme.
A Love Supreme.

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

saw LeBron James downtown but then I realized I'm just racist