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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre
So I answer the phone.
Me: Who the hell is this?
Caller: This is somebody calling from the Jordan school district.
Me: Why the hell are you calling me?
Caller: Do you have a kid named Dayvon?
Me: I really hope I don't.
Caller: I'm afraid we have some bad news. The DNA tests have come back...
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This could've turned out completely different.