Originally Posted by Frownland

I'm talking customer service reps

From today, slightly edited.
Me: Hello, I was checking out your goats online and was wondering if there was a limit on how many I could purchase per week.
Rep: Yes, our goats are of the finest quality. They are healthy, flexible, and well-trained in all sorts of positions that will serve your goat-based needs. They come in brown, white, black, and grey and come with one costume each. Etc.