Just call everybody "The/That Gentlebody". Problem solved.
Example:
As Frownland finished snorting a line of coke off of his own penis, the gentlebody realized that Qwertyy had departed.
"I say," Frownland exclaimed, turning to Grindy, "wherefore hast thine gentlebody bedfellow fled?"
"I know not," answered Grindy, snorting up a few coke crumbs that Frownland had missed. "Many a time hath that gentlebody absconced from mine ken with neither word nor warning."
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