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Originally Posted by The Batlord
This is why you are not a performance artist. Smear yourself with peanut butter and challenge yourself.
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The whole dogs & peanut butter thing is so passé. It doesn't hold a candle to my main routine (during which a gold-painted man dressed like Pyramaidhead pours a vat of blackstrap molasses and hot candle wax over my head while I try to wrangle four angry screeching cassowaries
and evade the wasps circling overhead. I haven't figured out what the ideal musical accompaniment would be though. Maybe a recording of several tornado sirens and/or farm machinery slowed 600%?)