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Originally Posted by Qwertyy
masturbate
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Having no recollection of your identity, you conclude that the best course of action is get reacquainted with yourself, strange noise be damned. Unzipping your trousers, you decide to start with your genitals. They don't look familiar. You break them in, exploring them right then and there.
Suddenly, the source of the strange noise stumbles into the meadow. It is a massive, ferocious beast not unlike a lion, albeit with veiny wings sprouting out of its back. It appraises you, snarling through a mouthful of gigantic fangs.
Despite your fear, you suddenly have an orgasm. Huh. Maybe you have a thing for monsters, or something. Well, at this point, all info pertaining to your identity is good info, right? Logging the potential fetish into the back of your mind, you lift your trousers, sheathing one sword before pulling out the other, readying yourself for whatever may come next.
The monster rushes forth with a terrible roar.
What do you do?
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Title: Quirky Jerker
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