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Originally Posted by rubber soul
Approach the monster and say, "Greetings, Ori."  |
As the monster draws near, rather than be rude, you decide to try and make friends with it. After all, considering your loss of memory, a friend would be much more useful right now than an enemy. Stepping towards the beast as it bounds across the meadow, you wave to it. "Ho there!" you call. "What's your name?"
"Oriiiiii!" the beast howls.
"Well, greetings, Ori!"
Just as you stick out a hand for the monster to shake, the beast crashes into you, determined to attack you in spite of your civility.
You take 1 damage, as the monster's forehead smarts your shins. Turns out that the beast's gigantic fangs are so big that it can't even open its jaws wide enough to bite you, and its wings are far too small to lift its bulky body into the sky.
Flapping its useless wings pathetically, the beast continues to headbutt you, however, without the momentum of a running start, it can't even match the 1 point of damage that it delivered with its initial attack.
Though the damage is slight, it gives you a rough idea of your endurance and pain threshold.
Eventually, the monster gives up on its attack, and sulks away.
As you watch it depart in dejection, shifting your weight onto your back leg, you feel something pressing against your thigh. There is something in your pocket.
What do you do?
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Title: Quirky Jerker
Health: 19
Energy: ???
Inventory: Longsword
So you wake up in a forest...
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