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Originally Posted by Chiomara
1. I was accosted by a self-proclaimed psychic medium at a Walgreens this morning (of all places). Why do these things happen to me so much? She said she "felt very drawn" to me and that the spirit of an ex-fighter pilot who died in a motorcycle accident a few years ago is following me. Named William or something. I was barely even lucid during this exchange, so I don't really remember what else she told me.
2. I have one day left to sort out all the clothes I've hoarded over the years (what you see here is only one fourth of it. And yet I wear the same four outfits over and over like a cartoon character.) -
I ought to be marched through the streets and shamed like Cersei. Still angry at myself for selling my faux fur vintage coat (it made me feel like Edward Gorey)
Well, that's always a risk these days, what with all these young whippersnappers and their S&M and dungeons & dragons and what-have-you.
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Bolded 1: Probably meant just on the ghosty version of Twitter - Flitter or whatever. I bet you have a whole bunch of phantoms trailing after you. Ever watched Ghost Whisperer or Medium?
Bolded 2: Somebody get a defib for Occult: I think the man is going into cardiac arrest! Again.