I live near the beach so it gets swoll up with drunk high school and college kids during spring break. Local losers don’t exactly have to be Casanova to spy one down willing to do a little something something they wouldn’t do back at home seeing as they’re on vacay. So let’s say I scour the beach everyday until I find one just in that sweet spot of poor decision making and take her back to my apartment and slip it in her. Now let’s say I pull the condom off last second when she thinks I’m just finding her sweet spot. And let’s say I have a few diseases. Now let’s say I get tired so I hire an army of nasty dudes to do it for me. Those guys are like timeshare salesmen.
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