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02-27-2018, 06:33 AM
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one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Dirty Souf Biatch
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I live near the beach so it gets swoll up with drunk high school and college kids during spring break. Local losers don’t exactly have to be Casanova to spy one down willing to do a little something something they wouldn’t do back at home seeing as they’re on vacay. So let’s say I scour the beach everyday until I find one just in that sweet spot of poor decision making and take her back to my apartment and slip it in her. Now let’s say I pull the condom off last second when she thinks I’m just finding her sweet spot. And let’s say I have a few diseases. Now let’s say I get tired so I hire an army of nasty dudes to do it for me. Those guys are like timeshare salesmen.
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02-27-2018, 09:59 AM
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SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
Posts: 35,541
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02-27-2018, 11:01 AM
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Aficionado of Fine Filth
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: You don't want to look in there.
Posts: 7,016
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Always be closing...
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02-27-2018, 11:13 AM
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Toasted Poster
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: SoCal by way of Boston
Posts: 11,332
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” |
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02-27-2018, 11:53 AM
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one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Dirty Souf Biatch
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Get sick of it go postal
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02-27-2018, 11:57 AM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
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02-27-2018, 12:01 PM
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county fair energy
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 4,773
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I know several mail carriers who love the job and make great money
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02-27-2018, 12:07 PM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
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I feel like a loser for being able to pass that test right here and now.
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02-27-2018, 12:09 PM
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Just Keep Swimming...
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: See signature...
Posts: 7,765
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I installed a new graphics card (GTX 1060 6GB) and got a new monitor (HP Pavilion 32" LED QHD) today. What an amazing difference. No wonder I was losing my eye sight.
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