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Old 03-11-2018, 02:52 PM   #9 (permalink)
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THE LORD OF THE RINGS (JRR TOLKIEN)

Some little guy has to destroy this ring cos an old peado told him to. He drops it into a volcano.

WAR AND PEACE (LEO TOLSTOY)

First there was war, then there was peace.

A TALE OF TWO CITIES (CHARLES DICKENS)

They're London and Paris.

ROBINSON CRUSOE (DANIEL DEFOE)

A man gets shipwrecked on an island, but ensures good old racism survives.

THE MAN IN THE IRON MASK (ALEXANDER DUMAS)

A man gets locked into a tower and has to wear an iron mask. He doesn't get back out and he dies.
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