Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Speaker says: What’s your tattoo mean?
Listener hears: I’m interested in seeing your penis.

Not that I would ever ask anybody about their tattoo because even if they only got it a week ago if they’re not sick of talking about it they should be. And also people with tattoos are stupid.

Hi. I got a stupid picture permanently etched in my body.
Fascinating. Did you also poke a hole through your dick?
Smart.
And original.

And women with tattoos are not sexy.