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grindy · 04-09-2018, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Speaker says: What’s your tattoo mean?
Listener hears: I’m interested in seeing your penis.

Not that I would ever ask anybody about their tattoo because even if they only got it a week ago if they’re not sick of talking about it they should be. And also people with tattoos are stupid.

Hi. I got a stupid picture permanently etched in my body.
Fascinating. Did you also poke a hole through your dick?
Smart.
And original.

And women with tattoos are not sexy.

Nbfr dwnwthvwls

04-09-2018, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Speaker says: What’s your tattoo mean?
Listener hears: I’m interested in seeing your penis.

Not that I would ever ask anybody about their tattoo because even if they only got it a week ago if they’re not sick of talking about it they should be. And also people with tattoos are stupid.

Hi. I got a stupid picture permanently etched in my body.
Fascinating. Did you also poke a hole through your dick?
Smart.
And original.

And women with tattoos are not sexy.

If someone offered you a fashion item but said you can never take it off, would you accept it?

I think tattoos will become less common in the future.

I reckon at least 80% of people with tattoos come to regret having them.

The amount of people that will have a butterfly or some other generic tattoo on their lower back that cringe every time they catch sight of it, will be very high.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 04-09-2018, 09:10 AM

sometimes i forget i even have tattoos

04-09-2018, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

sometimes i forget i even have tattoos

What you got?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49nqOS9iyn4

JME @ 3:08

**Frownland** · 04-09-2018, 09:16 AM

Tats are dope. More than half of them are trashy though.

04-09-2018, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

Tats are dope. More than half of them are trashy though.

You got any? If so, what of?

**Frownland** · 04-09-2018, 09:22 AM

I have a trout mask tattooed onto the tip of my penis.

04-09-2018, 09:25 AM

There's been a couple of times I've thought of getting one. First was when I was about 18 and then again not long after and I'm so glad I didn't. I know I definitely would have regretted it.

My friend has Magaluf '09 on his chest and said he feels shame every time he sees it in the mirror.

**Frownland** · 04-09-2018, 09:26 AM

I'd like to get my own signature on my boobs.

04-09-2018, 09:35 AM

'Nonce' on your forehead.

04-09-2018, 09:16 AM	#49585 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Tats are dope. More than half of them are trashy though. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

04-09-2018, 09:22 AM	#49587 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I have a trout mask tattooed onto the tip of my penis. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

04-09-2018, 09:26 AM	#49589 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I'd like to get my own signature on my boobs. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

04-09-2018, 09:25 AM	#49588 (permalink)
Cuthbert Guest Posts: n/a	There's been a couple of times I've thought of getting one. First was when I was about 18 and then again not long after and I'm so glad I didn't. I know I definitely would have regretted it. My friend has Magaluf '09 on his chest and said he feels shame every time he sees it in the mirror.

04-09-2018, 09:35 AM	#49590 (permalink)
Cuthbert Guest Posts: n/a	'Nonce' on your forehead.