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Old 04-15-2018, 03:08 PM   #10672 (permalink)
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Chain of events:

House was broken into twice before leaving housewife paranoid and hysterical (having your place broken into will leave most anyone a bit jumpy)

Shooter goes nuts because his ****ing wife never shuts the **** up

He’s asleep and she’s going absolutely bonkers yelling about a break in

He does exactly what he told himself he was going to do if there’s ever another break in he grabs the 12 gauge and springs into action without hesitation

In his crazy panic he misses the kid at near point blank range

Now from the kid’s perspective

He misses the bus because he beat off in the shower

If returns home his mom will beat his ass

He doesn’t have a phone because his mom wants him to focus in school

He tries to walk to school ends up in a white suburb thirsty and tired

Decides to approach a house to ask for help

Walks into the yard and looks and thinks about it for a bit

(He’s on camera and the housewife is watching thinking why the **** is this black kid sizing up our house)

He hears some voices inside and thinks cool they’re awake

Knocks on the door

Gets met with a 12 gauge and a bad shot
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