What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it he still ain't coming.
What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.
Why doesn't god like fruitcake? He doesn't exist.
What does snow have in common with your friends? They both disappear when you pee on them.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Cause it's a ****ing corpse you moron, they typically don't move much, let alone walk.
What's sicker than 5 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 5 trees.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.
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Art Is Dead. Buy My ****.
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