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Old 04-15-2018, 05:07 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Nah, he loses. This is supposed to be ANTI-humour. That one ain't bad really.
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Old 04-15-2018, 05:09 PM   #12 (permalink)
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This is supposed to be ANTI-humour.
I forgot this.
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Old 04-15-2018, 05:18 PM   #13 (permalink)
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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it he still ain't coming.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why doesn't god like fruitcake? He doesn't exist.

What does snow have in common with your friends? They both disappear when you pee on them.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Cause it's a ****ing corpse you moron, they typically don't move much, let alone walk.

What's sicker than 5 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 5 trees.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 04-15-2018, 05:20 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Those are just jokes.
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Old 04-15-2018, 05:24 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Those are just jokes.
You can suck a **** out of a fart box, you fascist pig.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 04-15-2018, 05:26 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I am no pig.
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Old 04-15-2018, 05:31 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Oink! Oink! Oink!
Is it hard to type with hooves? There's so many more questions I have to ask, like why you are smart enough to type but still type out pig noises rather than English phrases that we'd all understand.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 04-15-2018, 05:34 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Is it hard to type with hooves? There's so many more questions I have to ask, like why you are smart enough to type but still type out pig noises rather than English phrases that we'd all understand.
Man, you're angry tonight, intcha? How's that therapy coming, then?


Also, pigs have trotters, not hooves.
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Old 04-15-2018, 05:36 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Jeff Dunham Jokes - Jeff Dunham One Liners Jokes
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Did I tell you about the funny thing that happened to me on the way to the cinema? No? Oh right: that's cos nothing funny happened to me on the way to the cinema.
Did I tell you about the funny thing that happened to me on the way to the cinema show?
No?
I'll tell you after the ordeal.
What ordeal?
The Battle of Epping Forest.
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