Chula Vista

True story. Was out at a bar with an Irish friend on St. Patrick's Day. He's hitting on this girl and at one point she asks him if it's true what they say about Irish men (small dicks). He replies without missing a beat:

"Hey, I may not touch bottom, but I'm gonna raise hell with the sides".

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”