Quote:
Originally Posted by Chula Vista
He's a child. What do you expect? The real world has not been in his grasp yet. Been to Vegas for work more times than I can remember. Wanna date a stripper you are into? Spend her whole routine looking her in the face. Then when she comes over, tell her what beautiful eyes she has (as long as you are being honest).
Charm 101.
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*stares at stripper for an hour, then appears behind her in the bathroom*
Chula: "I LIKE YOUR EYES."
Stripper: "Woah, what the fu
ck? Get the hell out!"
Chula: "BUT I LIKE YOUR EYES."
Stripper: "Security!"
Chula: "WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?"