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Oriphiel · 05-07-2018, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

He's a child. What do you expect? The real world has not been in his grasp yet. Been to Vegas for work more times than I can remember. Wanna date a stripper you are into? Spend her whole routine looking her in the face. Then when she comes over, tell her what beautiful eyes she has (as long as you are being honest).

Charm 101.

*stares at stripper for an hour, then appears behind her in the bathroom*

Chula: "I LIKE YOUR EYES."

Stripper: "Woah, what the fuck? Get the hell out!"

Chula: "BUT I LIKE YOUR EYES."

Stripper: "Security!"

Chula: "WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?"

OccultHawk · 05-07-2018, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

He's a child. What do you expect? The real world has not been in his grasp yet. Been to Vegas for work more times than I can remember. Wanna date a stripper you are into? Spend her whole routine looking her in the face. Then when she comes over, tell her what beautiful eyes she has (as long as you are being honest).

Charm 101.

I hope you young bucks are taking notes.

Chula Vista · 05-07-2018, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

When during your decades of marriage did you seduce a stripper?

Was separated for almost a year back in 1986. Remember? You were the one that advised me not to post the exploits after I first joined here.

And it's 'charmed' a stripper.

**Frownland** · 05-07-2018, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

He's a child. What do you expect? The real world has not been in his grasp yet.

All that this tells me is that you were sheltered and ignorant when you were my age. Is that an accurate assumption?

OccultHawk · 05-07-2018, 06:46 PM

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One of the odder put downs I've ever received.

It’s not a put down. I’m saying in my case it was a cool as **** human being I paid (in Korean currency, since that’s where I was)

OccultHawk · 05-07-2018, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

*stares at stripper for an hour, then appears behind her in the bathroom*

Chula: "I LIKE YOUR EYES."

Stripper: "Woah, what the fuck? Get the hell out!"

Chula: "BUT I LIKE YOUR EYES."

Stripper: "Security!"

Chula: "WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?"

He said “when she comes over”

Joke fail

Oriphiel · 05-07-2018, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

He said “when she comes over”

Joke fail

Nah, he was actually being an unreliable narrator with that part. He was waiting for her in the bathroom all along.

Subtlety fail. Go watch The Shining again.

WWWP · 05-07-2018, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Respect

You’re as pretty as a woman can get, too

I’d make a full play if I wasn’t in love with Chio. Believe that.

it's better you don't, i'd try to scam you out of your money.

OccultHawk · 05-07-2018, 07:10 PM

I’d be honored to be scammed by you.

Trollheart · 05-07-2018, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I’d be honored to be scammed by you.

That's not what she means.

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