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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon
I suffered a papercut under my fingernail from the mother's day card I was mailing to my estranged stepmother, to whom I am reaching out after nearly a year of not talking. I feel like performing slam poetry about it
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I can hear it in my mind already.
It makes me think of the time I fumbled a watermelon at the grocery store, and as I awkwardly tried to catch it, my thumbnail sliced across it in just the perfect way to inject a green splinter deep under the nail. It hurt so badly that I had to run over to the cosmetics section, buy tweezers, then go out to my car and spent several minutes extracting it.