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county fair energy
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I suffered a papercut under my fingernail from the mother's day card I was mailing to my estranged stepmother, to whom I am reaching out after nearly a year of not talking. I feel like performing slam poetry about it
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05-11-2018, 11:35 PM
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05-12-2018, 03:08 AM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
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05-12-2018, 06:15 AM
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Mate, Spawn & Die
Join Date: May 2007
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It makes me think of the time I fumbled a watermelon at the grocery store, and as I awkwardly tried to catch it, my thumbnail sliced across it in just the perfect way to inject a green splinter deep under the nail. It hurt so badly that I had to run over to the cosmetics section, buy tweezers, then go out to my car and spent several minutes extracting it. |
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05-12-2018, 06:39 AM
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one-balled nipple jockey
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It dropped to 60 this morning so I took my dog for a long walk. Could be the last cool morning of the year.
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05-12-2018, 09:14 AM
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Toasted Poster
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: SoCal by way of Boston
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54 and grey as **** here in Sunny SoCal.
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05-12-2018, 09:58 AM
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Born to be mild
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05-12-2018, 11:07 AM
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Toasted Poster
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: SoCal by way of Boston
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Re: Paper cuts
You haven't lived until you've gotten one with the old blueprint paper (which is actually completely yellow until you run it through the blueprint machine) It's not only thick but is also coated with nasty chemicals. Hurts and burns like a mofo.
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” |
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05-12-2018, 04:03 PM
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Out of Place
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in an abstract house
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Im hungover and cigarettes are making me nauseous. Got a stomachache as well, i need to eat some bread or some crackers.
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