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Originally Posted by The Batlord
"I can't believe Trollheart's sister outlived him. I guess he shorted her on the strychnine."
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Oh yeah, right. I'll use the most painful method possible. Why would I poison her, when all it will take is playing one of Frownland's tracks and her head will explode? Job done.
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Originally Posted by Black Francis
Here lies a man who wished to be buried with his comic book collection. Cementing his virginity even in the after life.
RIP Nerd.
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Unfortunately, they don't make a coffin big enough. And the comics won't fit either.
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Originally Posted by The Batlord
*who
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You
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Originally Posted by Blank.
"Trollheart, his jokes were unfunny and his posts never got read all the way through."
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Blank: he never finished a thread and his journal was damn weird.
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista
*Chula, shot dead by security, but not before he stabbed Rick Santorum 76 times with a steak knife. Santorum's on life support and not expected to make it through the evening. St. Peter gives Chula a lifetime 'all you can eat and drink' card to the Apostle's Italian Bistro and Bar. Loud cheers break out in the gate line behind him. Chula performs a sweeping bow.*
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Then they laugh and tell you you're actually going to Hell as you committed murder. Yeah, even murder of a Republican is seen as a sin. Sorry. Say Hi to Jimmy!